Top 10 Funny Moments of 2011.
1)
In Uncle's Car..
Jay:"Where should we go for gathering?"
JunWei:"We should so really go to Red tube.."
*Awkward silence followed by LOLOLOL*
2)
In Pangkor..
Bra:"Give him a lap dance"..
Jay:"On.. Come on lap dance..tek.. a while only"
Tek:*NOOOOOOOO..*
3)
Sex Education:
Wyn Yun:"Sei yeh.. write what question now for the people"
Jayden:"Ask them how to bake a creampie.."
And Shirlena turns..
4)
Walking from prefect room:
Zhong Yih :"I know my turtle bag damn beautiful.."
Jayden:"So does your turtle head.."
5)
Sex Education:
Jay:"Why Virginity is so important to girls.."
MunChun:"你今晚给我插看"
6)
In Class:
Lii Xiang:"Jayden You Suck"
Jayden:"WHATS YOUR PROBLEM NOW!"
Lii XIang:"YOU.."
Jayden:"WHAT YOU WANT? WHAT YOU WAN NOW LOK LII XIANG. APA YOU MAU #)(@!)("
Lii XIang:*remains silent*
7)
Mr Tee teaching in front of class..
*Whispers* He really needs a hair transplant.. serious man.
8)
In Epc:
Someone:"I <3 Dogs"
Me:" I <3 pussy.. cats"
9)
Movie You're the Apple of my eye:
Random Uncle:"I FUCK YOU MOTHER.." LOLOL
10)
Bryan's Boob Grab Motion.. WADAFAK MAN. HAHAHA
Saturday, December 31, 2011
Friday, December 30, 2011
A day out with my lovely kyan XD
Two days already passed by since your birthday. (; But still, happy belated birthday. haha..
Ok. A recap of what I've done on that day.
Recap
1st
- Reached Sunway at 9.15, thinking that no one would know about my appearance.
- Tried out guitars with John at 10.00 still thinking no one would know about my appearance.
- 10.30 a group of people walked pass Guitar Collection. LOLOLOL.
- Got fooled around in the Sunway searching for the gang, with Bryan refusing to respond to me and John which made us quite fakap.
- Reached Cinema, meet up with the people, so.. MI-4 eh?
- Broken up.. with me, John, Lii Xiang to go and welcome the arrival of the birthday girl.
2nd
Met up with Kit Yan close to noon. Well.. pretended not to see her when both Lii Xiang and John already knew it's her. Okay.. this was out of my expectations tho.. I thought she would come with something manly, cool, awesome which will make me go.. 'Wa.. so lan yeng ah'.. but well.. that day, the only thing I can say was.. 'You're beautiful..'
Okay, so all of us met up, went to bowling. Ok, so I named myself PRO.. which didn't really suit my performance on that PARTICULAR day. AND YES JOHN YOU ALMOST GOT A TURKEY BUT YOU DIDNT SO SHADDAP. Yeah, had quite a ball that time. Well Al Vin was the MVP that time, Kudos to him. X)
So, unfortunately, the skating plan was cancelled, there's no apparent reason though. But, majority had voted for bowling. So after bowling, we went to some place to get lunch.
Okay, the initial plan was for John and Xiang to go get the cake, and I'm supposed to ask Kyan out for a walk. o.o Well, John didn't tell me when to get back.. So we walked for quite some time eh. Thank god the food's not served yet when we got back.
Okay, so with the photos and stuffs.. happy birthday song, cut the cake, eat cake. And with all of the people playing their smartphone, posting photos on fb. updating statuses and etc. Were almost late for the movie though.
Mi4, okay the movie was awesome, realistic, epic. Though I didn't notice the one beside me was cold.. (Gome.. ><).. though I was warm throughout lolx. And also, first time movie no popcorn for me haha. Nothing to munch on :/
After the movies, yes my phone vibrated when I was on business.. wafak. So everybody had to go back.. until I decided to stay back to accompany my girl.. (so.. I can use this word already right x) ) Yeah.. Returned what I had owed, chatted while sitting somewhere close to the entrance. Didn't move much around with a lot of stuffs in our hands.
Okay, well it came all of a sudden that I suddenly thought of Xy's advise.. " Just follow your heart.. " and Yeah I confessed again. Hmm.. so this time finally got a nod and an 'orh' from you eh? Yay XD.. So now you're officially my girl d lah? (: Hahas.. Happy die. XDDDDD
So anyways, have so much to learn now. (; But thanks for giving me a chance..
WAIT WAIT. Seriously no one got fooled.? Damned it.
Ok. A recap of what I've done on that day.
Recap
1st
- Reached Sunway at 9.15, thinking that no one would know about my appearance.
- Tried out guitars with John at 10.00 still thinking no one would know about my appearance.
- 10.30 a group of people walked pass Guitar Collection. LOLOLOL.
- Got fooled around in the Sunway searching for the gang, with Bryan refusing to respond to me and John which made us quite fakap.
- Reached Cinema, meet up with the people, so.. MI-4 eh?
- Broken up.. with me, John, Lii Xiang to go and welcome the arrival of the birthday girl.
2nd
Met up with Kit Yan close to noon. Well.. pretended not to see her when both Lii Xiang and John already knew it's her. Okay.. this was out of my expectations tho.. I thought she would come with something manly, cool, awesome which will make me go.. 'Wa.. so lan yeng ah'.. but well.. that day, the only thing I can say was.. 'You're beautiful..'
Okay, so all of us met up, went to bowling. Ok, so I named myself PRO.. which didn't really suit my performance on that PARTICULAR day. AND YES JOHN YOU ALMOST GOT A TURKEY BUT YOU DIDNT SO SHADDAP. Yeah, had quite a ball that time. Well Al Vin was the MVP that time, Kudos to him. X)
So, unfortunately, the skating plan was cancelled, there's no apparent reason though. But, majority had voted for bowling. So after bowling, we went to some place to get lunch.
Okay, the initial plan was for John and Xiang to go get the cake, and I'm supposed to ask Kyan out for a walk. o.o Well, John didn't tell me when to get back.. So we walked for quite some time eh. Thank god the food's not served yet when we got back.
Okay, so with the photos and stuffs.. happy birthday song, cut the cake, eat cake. And with all of the people playing their smartphone, posting photos on fb. updating statuses and etc. Were almost late for the movie though.
Mi4, okay the movie was awesome, realistic, epic. Though I didn't notice the one beside me was cold.. (Gome.. ><).. though I was warm throughout lolx. And also, first time movie no popcorn for me haha. Nothing to munch on :/
After the movies, yes my phone vibrated when I was on business.. wafak. So everybody had to go back.. until I decided to stay back to accompany my girl.. (so.. I can use this word already right x) ) Yeah.. Returned what I had owed, chatted while sitting somewhere close to the entrance. Didn't move much around with a lot of stuffs in our hands.
Okay, well it came all of a sudden that I suddenly thought of Xy's advise.. " Just follow your heart.. " and Yeah I confessed again. Hmm.. so this time finally got a nod and an 'orh' from you eh? Yay XD.. So now you're officially my girl d lah? (: Hahas.. Happy die. XDDDDD
So anyways, have so much to learn now. (; But thanks for giving me a chance..
WAIT WAIT. Seriously no one got fooled.? Damned it.
Monday, December 26, 2011
Hohoho.. wait.. Christmas ended eh?
Walking around 1U with a Santa hat pinned on my hair was SICK. :D My sis thought it was okay but my bro made it sound like something embarrassing to do.
Well I did it anyways. x) BALLS MAN.
Three days right before Christmas, I spent my days in Penang Island. A beautiful place which is well-known of its sandy white beach and blue sea. My last visit to Penang was during March.. and my impression of the 'oriental pearl of Asia' was that it seldom rain here.
Well, to my surprise.. a heavy downpour occured on the very first day of the trip. It also did rain on the following day, bt it didnt stop us from having fun ;)
Ok there was one incident, where we were suppose to travel 26km from hotel to eat a decent plate of Char Kuey Teow. To get to our destination, it required GPS as dad wasn't really sure of the route. So, being the eldest son, (damn), I'm suppose to navigate the trip.
And you guys know my poor sense of direction.. and don't need me to explain more..
Everything was smooth at the very beginning, until the time we almost reached our destination, little did I realize we actually got off track.
Anyways, thank god we get to taste some kick-ass Char Kuey Teow at last. x) Still.. no sign of Mic.
Well I did it anyways. x) BALLS MAN.
Three days right before Christmas, I spent my days in Penang Island. A beautiful place which is well-known of its sandy white beach and blue sea. My last visit to Penang was during March.. and my impression of the 'oriental pearl of Asia' was that it seldom rain here.
Well, to my surprise.. a heavy downpour occured on the very first day of the trip. It also did rain on the following day, bt it didnt stop us from having fun ;)
Ok there was one incident, where we were suppose to travel 26km from hotel to eat a decent plate of Char Kuey Teow. To get to our destination, it required GPS as dad wasn't really sure of the route. So, being the eldest son, (damn), I'm suppose to navigate the trip.
And you guys know my poor sense of direction.. and don't need me to explain more..
Everything was smooth at the very beginning, until the time we almost reached our destination, little did I realize we actually got off track.
Anyways, thank god we get to taste some kick-ass Char Kuey Teow at last. x) Still.. no sign of Mic.
Saturday, December 17, 2011
Hmm..?
Dayum, I lost to my brother in badminton yesterday. I had been playing terribly awful yesterday, losing him in terms of power and defense. Well, I had a better stamina getting front and back the court with speed. Though, I had a defensive liability.. my injured left knee..
My left knee had been occasionally bugging me on and off the court.. I hurt myself during the start of form 3.. which I made a friggin wrong move that had me landed on all fours on the ground. I got pushed when I was attempting a shot while playing basketball and the inertia sent me flying and had my landing position all wrong. And that's it.. my ligament is stretched, loosened, weakened.. what can I say.
And Oh yeah, My brother just told me, he confessed to his long-time crush during his graduation school trip to Singapore, truth-or-dare style. Well, he's getting himself all paranoid now with me and my sister, Edane, bugging him with this matter for a moment now. First time that I have seen my flirty brother actually getting all fucked up because of a girl. Aha.. XD
Truth-or-dare confession.. Hmm.. Certainly brought back memories eh? *blush*
My left knee had been occasionally bugging me on and off the court.. I hurt myself during the start of form 3.. which I made a friggin wrong move that had me landed on all fours on the ground. I got pushed when I was attempting a shot while playing basketball and the inertia sent me flying and had my landing position all wrong. And that's it.. my ligament is stretched, loosened, weakened.. what can I say.
And Oh yeah, My brother just told me, he confessed to his long-time crush during his graduation school trip to Singapore, truth-or-dare style. Well, he's getting himself all paranoid now with me and my sister, Edane, bugging him with this matter for a moment now. First time that I have seen my flirty brother actually getting all fucked up because of a girl. Aha.. XD
Truth-or-dare confession.. Hmm.. Certainly brought back memories eh? *blush*
Sunday, December 11, 2011
No PP day.. LOL
Moshi moshi everyone, it's been a while since I came back from my Turkey trip..
It's been a great journey there, the wind felt like non-cutting ice daggers, the view was amazing.. We visited various places.. changed about 5 hotels.. visited some bazaars which sold cheap stuffs which wouldn't last for long. Lol
Everything was fine until I tasted the food.. It fuckin sucks.. -.- Not the food there tho.. it's their buffet. Really not my style. Few meals there require us to eat Ikan Bakar.. which has awful lot of tiny bones. (Damn I hate boney fish).. Due to my awesomeness, I decide to swallow everything straight with the bones.
Hot-Air Balloon Ride was sick. We(4 families 20 ppl) got to fit ourselves in a massive basket (or bin.. whatever) and hover at around 7000 feet above the sea level. The temperature also declined greatly in our trip up in the sky. My face was dead dry and my brother ended up squatting and hiding on a small corner of the basket. My friend, Wei Jin, ended up passing his hot-pack from his right to left hand repeatedly before he got frozen.
The rest of the days ended with lots of history about the area.. which reminded me quite a lot about our sejarah exams. Whenever the guide, Abdul Kadir, mentioned about Greek, Alexander the Great, Byzantine.. etc, all the past memories kept flooding in. God, it was a hard phase to memorize all these shit. Apart from that, Kadir seemed to handle the history quite well, guessed he scored straight for his local history test last time.
There was this time that I had a fever during the trip. It was during the near ends of the trip though and so luckily I hadn't missed me and was able to catch up with the rest. Panadols really did the trick. x)
It really felt good bringing the laptop for the trip. Got to stay connected with you. :D Though the time difference is about 6 hours, I still managed to chat with you personally at several locations. Leaving offline messages were my last resort and I was shocked when you actually replied it. x)
Thanks for making me feel warming from so far away in that cold cold place..
Arigato Baka. xD
It's been a great journey there, the wind felt like non-cutting ice daggers, the view was amazing.. We visited various places.. changed about 5 hotels.. visited some bazaars which sold cheap stuffs which wouldn't last for long. Lol
Everything was fine until I tasted the food.. It fuckin sucks.. -.- Not the food there tho.. it's their buffet. Really not my style. Few meals there require us to eat Ikan Bakar.. which has awful lot of tiny bones. (Damn I hate boney fish).. Due to my awesomeness, I decide to swallow everything straight with the bones.
Hot-Air Balloon Ride was sick. We(4 families 20 ppl) got to fit ourselves in a massive basket (or bin.. whatever) and hover at around 7000 feet above the sea level. The temperature also declined greatly in our trip up in the sky. My face was dead dry and my brother ended up squatting and hiding on a small corner of the basket. My friend, Wei Jin, ended up passing his hot-pack from his right to left hand repeatedly before he got frozen.
The rest of the days ended with lots of history about the area.. which reminded me quite a lot about our sejarah exams. Whenever the guide, Abdul Kadir, mentioned about Greek, Alexander the Great, Byzantine.. etc, all the past memories kept flooding in. God, it was a hard phase to memorize all these shit. Apart from that, Kadir seemed to handle the history quite well, guessed he scored straight for his local history test last time.
There was this time that I had a fever during the trip. It was during the near ends of the trip though and so luckily I hadn't missed me and was able to catch up with the rest. Panadols really did the trick. x)
It really felt good bringing the laptop for the trip. Got to stay connected with you. :D Though the time difference is about 6 hours, I still managed to chat with you personally at several locations. Leaving offline messages were my last resort and I was shocked when you actually replied it. x)
Thanks for making me feel warming from so far away in that cold cold place..
Arigato Baka. xD
Monday, November 28, 2011
28/11/2011
This morning, FUCK, woke up at 10.. THEN.. was about to go downstairs to shower and have my breakfast until.. I heard a violin sound. DAYUM.. my sister's learning violin with her teacher at the living room. At that time, I was wearing what.. Boxers and Singlet?.. To keep my well-built reputation in front of the teacher, I decide to stay in the room.. How long can 1-hour be?
Wadafak.. Guess what? After the violin teacher gone off.. The guitar teacher came by to prepare my bro for his guitar examination at the eleventh hour. (He's my teacher too).. And now, I have to get stuck in the room for another 1 hour. FUCK. Suan liao.
So another 1 hour have passed by, and so I exited my room.. until I heard some aunt's voice. BITCH. That voice lasted for 1/2 an hour.. -.- By the time I get to shower, it's already 12.30.. damned. DAMN YOU ALL.
So yeah, when I was clearing up my room, I found a pretty old Ps2.. and miraculously it was able to work. 'WIN', I thought. Finally, something to add onto the boring, typical holidays. Too bad, I had only maybe a few not up-to-date games, for example, Winning Eleven 09' Nba 09' and maybe a supposed-to-be demon like game but turned out pretty animeish.. Soul Nomad : The World Eaters.
Haha.. But what actually took the most time these few days is texting you lo. Had to check the cell (CELLPHONE) all the time, just in case I missed one of your texts. And luckily I haven't missed once. XD
Yes, I miss you and dan xin your health when you're off for the trip in Genting. So you better learn how to take better care of yourself kay?
Baka.. X)
Wadafak.. Guess what? After the violin teacher gone off.. The guitar teacher came by to prepare my bro for his guitar examination at the eleventh hour. (He's my teacher too).. And now, I have to get stuck in the room for another 1 hour. FUCK. Suan liao.
So another 1 hour have passed by, and so I exited my room.. until I heard some aunt's voice. BITCH. That voice lasted for 1/2 an hour.. -.- By the time I get to shower, it's already 12.30.. damned. DAMN YOU ALL.
So yeah, when I was clearing up my room, I found a pretty old Ps2.. and miraculously it was able to work. 'WIN', I thought. Finally, something to add onto the boring, typical holidays. Too bad, I had only maybe a few not up-to-date games, for example, Winning Eleven 09' Nba 09' and maybe a supposed-to-be demon like game but turned out pretty animeish.. Soul Nomad : The World Eaters.
Haha.. But what actually took the most time these few days is texting you lo. Had to check the cell (CELLPHONE) all the time, just in case I missed one of your texts. And luckily I haven't missed once. XD
Yes, I miss you and dan xin your health when you're off for the trip in Genting. So you better learn how to take better care of yourself kay?
Baka.. X)
Thursday, November 24, 2011
Time to gear up?..
My dad told me something today, right before he went to bed.
"Spm's coming.. you know what to do.."
It's almost 2 now.. and this sentence is stuck in my brain. Hmm.. come to think of it. It's really time to prepare myself for the exams. It's November now.. so.. December, January, February, March, April... yeah about 11 months to prepare from now on. But then, hey, it's senior year man.. time to have fun, time to create unforgettable memories among ourselves. Surely you can't backtrack the time eh?
Come to think of it, I'm actually quite looking forward to the coming year. Firstly, I get to drive, and that will be madness for my parents. Muahaha. Driving is not easy, from what I heard. But hey, I really enjoy driving the crazy machine in the arcade. But then you normally get another chance after you crash and burn in the race. So yeah.. ._.
Next year.. next year..
I can't really think of any special events for now.
And God FINALLY, my Aran made 3rd Job Advancement. :DDD
Also bought The Sorceress from the Nicolas Flamel Series and Son of Neptune from Percy Jackson Series. Gotta start reading soon. (Y)
Studying bio at midnight is not fun. ._.
"Spm's coming.. you know what to do.."
It's almost 2 now.. and this sentence is stuck in my brain. Hmm.. come to think of it. It's really time to prepare myself for the exams. It's November now.. so.. December, January, February, March, April... yeah about 11 months to prepare from now on. But then, hey, it's senior year man.. time to have fun, time to create unforgettable memories among ourselves. Surely you can't backtrack the time eh?
Come to think of it, I'm actually quite looking forward to the coming year. Firstly, I get to drive, and that will be madness for my parents. Muahaha. Driving is not easy, from what I heard. But hey, I really enjoy driving the crazy machine in the arcade. But then you normally get another chance after you crash and burn in the race. So yeah.. ._.
Next year.. next year..
I can't really think of any special events for now.
And God FINALLY, my Aran made 3rd Job Advancement. :DDD
Also bought The Sorceress from the Nicolas Flamel Series and Son of Neptune from Percy Jackson Series. Gotta start reading soon. (Y)
Studying bio at midnight is not fun. ._.
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